Friday, December 30, 2016

The Talking Potty

Once there was a girl and she always used her potty.  Until one day her potty moved, wiggled, and she raced around the house and climbed up on the roof.


The potty followed her all over the city.  She ran and ran and ran until the potty finally got her.  So she tried to get out of the potty but she was stuck upside down on the potty's lid.


 So you know what she did?  She threw the talking potty out on the street because she wanted to make sure the potty never ever talked again.


So she raced home and she found the toilet fixed.  She found the toilet already in her house with no arms, no wiggles, no legs, and no arm chasers.

So do you know what she did?  She sat on the potty and went to the bathroom, washed her hands and wiped herself.

The next day, however, her potty was yelling on the roof.

The potty came up with an idea.  He would put a trap in the bathroom.  So you know what he did? He did a certain thing.  He went to get a trap and found the girl sitting on the toilet and threw the trap on her head.

The End.